So now I can't hold hands with my own husband because I might be holding hands the wrong way - I heard it is a sign of being GAY.
I can't wear a bandanna because I might belong to a GANG.
I need to get a job in the schools to find out the new things I guess.
Oh, what would happen if I lose an earring and only have one, will that mean I'm a lesbian?
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About Me
- cooneyfive
- Central Square, NY, United States
- I work full time, have three children, and now have lost over 50 pounds and have taken up running about 15-20 miles a week. Did I say we camp in the summer and snowmobile in the winter?
4 comments:
take it easy on yourself--nobody can keep up. Hold hands how you want, wear whatever you want however you want to wear it!! What people think is their own problem (and you have enough of your own without adding what other people think!!)
Happy to see a new post!
Hmmmm, I know quite a few lesbians and they all have multiple earrings. Not sure what just one means these days. Maybe it means you're getting old and lost an earring...
Hey - who's getting old! Guess I will just wear what I want, do what I want. Thanks for the notes.
What you really need to worry about is what kind of car you drive. Apparently lesbians all drive the same two types. PT Cruisers or Pickup Trucks... (and motorcycles. I get asked all the time!)
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