How many excuses have I used this year? I better not start counting. Can't run I see a dog, Can't run there's a hill, can't run it's too cold, can't run I have go poo... I think I am the ultimate excuser. Then there are kids. I can't believe the excuses they try to use: I had to put my lunch pale on the floor my arms were sore. I can't pick it up I didn't put it there. That has to be the best excuse ever. You know it just doesn't work as mother. If I try to use that line on my kids they would just look at me like I have two heads.
I do have one excuse that works pretty good for me: It's that time of the month and I have cramps. Unfortunately it is true and it is hell so I think I should be able to use the excuse at least once a week to make up for the two days of hell a month that makes this excuse true. The best part of this excuse is, my husband can't use it and the kids can't use it - it's all mine.
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Crazy Runner
Rochester Marathon
Crazy Runner
About Me
- cooneyfive
- Central Square, NY, United States
- I work full time, have three children, and now have lost over 50 pounds and have taken up running about 15-20 miles a week. Did I say we camp in the summer and snowmobile in the winter?
3 comments:
This is such an awesome post on so many levels.
I can't even begin to tell you why.
I miss you!!
It probably won't be much longer before V can also use it!! Sorry to open THAT can of worms!!
Can't run - my crazy ass friend has just ascended me because she saw a shadow of a dog 900 yards in the distance.
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