Saturday, April 11, 2009

Darn Crabs

So is it being Crabby when you have to poo, not once, not twice, but three times after just a training run? Don't want to go into any more details than that.

My son thought we weren't crabby enough and came from the mall with a hermit crab. We were not even the remotely overjoyed but he was just so excited. You would think it was his birthday or something. His other siblings have all had animals but we've been down that road and did not want to do it again. I said why didn't you call me first, she laughed and said, because I knew better. If looks could kill. Now the human people we are now trying to give this creature a life with as little pain as possible before we kill it, like most of our animals do in this house. Other than cats our track record is not good. Sorry "Pinch".

Darn crabs.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think Pinch will make a decent pet. He won't chase runners, and that is always a good thing. He probably won't keep you awake with his barking, either. :)

L said...

Cure it with cream. As a teen I once bought one of those tiny lizards. And all of the set up. He was a shy little guy (2 inches or so), and I almost never saw him, but I had the UV light, and the warming stone and the blah blah blah.... I sprayed with the water, put in food... that started to pile up... never saw him but that's ok, he's a sht guy... darn it! Now somewhere my parents have a tank and warming stone and UV light in their basement in Arizona.

Anonymous said...

*poke*

*poke*

You home? :) Miss your updates!

Anonymous said...

*poke*

*poke*

You home? :) Miss your updates!