Another Birthday Disaster

I can tell you, never leave two 4 1/2 year old's in the basement to play with a very nice looking homemade birthday cake. It is way to tempting and WAS to tempting. All the pictures had finger prints. This year I tried to serve hockey puck deviled eggs. Our outside refrigerator (the attached garage) didn't work correctly and froze just the eggs leaving the soda, jello, and beer just fine. I will have to talk to old-man-winter and tell him next year not so cold. So my basement is not safe and now my garage, what shell I do for next year - bowling alley!